
So start up the music, cut you some cake, and raise a glass in honor of Bilbo and Frodo!
"They stuff people's heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall," [Dudley] told Harry. "Want to come upstairs and practice?"Which, of course, is just a preview of the sarcasm Harry will unleash on Dudley in Order of the Phoenix.
"No, thanks," said Harry. "The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it -- it might be sick." Then he ran, before Dudley could work out what he'd said.
"Get the mail, Dudley," said Uncle Vernon from behind his paper.Thankfully, Harry had a great, happy surprise waiting for him when he goes to fetch the mail--he's received his first Hogwart's letter! Though, of course, Harry has no clue that that's what he has in his hands.
"Make Harry get it."
"Get the mail, Harry."
"Make Dudley get it."
"Poke him with your Smelting stick, Dudley."
Harry dodged the Smelting stick and went to get the mail.
Dudley was in shock. He'd screamed, whacked his father with his Smeltings' stick, been sick on purpose, kicked his mother, and thrown his tortoise through the greenhouse roof, and he still didn't have his room back."It's the first time in Dudley's entire life that he couldn't throw a tantrum to get what he wanted. If nothing else, the Dursley's fear of magic encouraged a bit of better parenting for both boys, if only for a moment.
"For a second, Mr. Dursley didn't realize what he had seen -- then he jerked his head around to look again. There was a tabby cat standing on the corner of Privet Drive, but there wasn't a map in sight. What could he have been thinking of? It must have been a trick of the light."Then there were all sorts of people in cloaks and other funny clothes running around. At first he thinks it's a new fashion for the young folks, until he sees a gentlemen even older than Mr. Dursley dressed that way.
"But then it struck Mr. Dursley that this was probably some silly stunt -- these people were obviously collecting for something... yes, that would be it."There are several other instances of this, but the one that made me giggle was after he hears the strangely dressed folks talking about the Potters and their son Harry, and he started convincing himself he was panicking over nothing.
"He put the receiver back down and strokes his mustache, thinking... no, he was being stupid. Potter wasn't such an unusual name. He was sure there were lots of people called Potter who had a son named Harry. Come to think of it, he wasn't even sure his nephew was called Harry. He'd never seen the boy. It might have been Harvey. Or Harold. There was no point in worrying Mrs. Dursley; she always got so upset at any mention of her sister."It's this particular thought process that leads to the sympathy one feels later, when he feels obliged to ask about Mrs. Dursley about the Potters, since he can no longer ignore all the strange things happening that day.
"...a perfectly normal, owl-free morning. He yelled at five different people. He made several important phone calls and shouted a bit more. He was in a very good mood until lunchtime, when he thought he'd stretch his legs and walk across the road to buy himself a bun from the bakery."Certainly not a pleasant person.
"A what?"As if McGonagall has never noticed up until that point that Dumbledore has a weakness for sweets--Muggle or Magical. It's consistently referenced through-out the rest of the series. I suppose this could be the beginning of his affection for lemon drops in particular, but it's still a tad jarring for me.
"A lemon drop. They're a kind of Muggle sweet I'm rather fond of."
"Only because you're too--well--noble to use them."Ah, Minerva, if only you knew.
"No, sir -- house was almost destroyed, but I got him [Harry] out all right before the Muggles started swarmin' around. He fell asleep as we was flyin' over Bristol."We know from later books that Sirius and Hagrid crossed path's at Godric's Hollow, not before. We also know at the end of this chapter that Hagrid was planning on returning the motorcycle to Sirius immediately. Lastly, we know that Dumbledore was
I remember being sent to monitor a tiny Ku Klux Klan rally in, of all places, Ann Arbor, when I was a stringer for the Detroit News in the early 1990s. Clearly they had chosen an avowedly liberal college town in the spirit of provocation in the hopes of getting some coverage. The editors told me that they didn't want to give the KKK any free press, but I should show up in case anything newsworthy happened.Obviously, MA was focused on the decline of editorial control which media outlets have. However, while reading it I found myself thinking that if the media had not given Terry Jones such intense attention, then Bob Old and his church wouldn't be holding a "Koran-burning Festival." Or, at least, the likelihood of it would be drastically reduced.
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I suspect editors still have similar policies in place about the Klan, but it's fascinating to me that they're willing to give Terry Jones's hate speech so much play. What has happened to the media environment that makes it possible for a fringe freak like this to get the media attention he so desperately craves, and without which he would have to close shop and find something else to do with his time? Why are media outlets unable to just ignore this guy like they ignored the Klan's transparent attempts at media manipulation. Being an editor still means deciding whose attempts at media manipulation will get play -- is this a symptom of the decline of editorial control in the internet era? Is this coverage being driven by shifts in the media environment that make it impossible to ignore any member of the lunatic fringe who might do something creepy enough to gain saturation coverage in the blogosophere? Is it a function of the shift toward focusing on the most sensational and polarizing figures in order to win ratings by catering to the kinds of excitement and indignation a figure like Jones incites? If so, are we going to see editors start reversing their long-standing policies about not catering to the Klan's media strategies? It's kind of depressing to see how this guy can make the media twitch and dance -- and the international media are, of course, eating it up, since it confirms so many international stereotypes about the US. Just how low do you have to go these days to get saturation cable coverage by outlets who clearly take pleasure in fuelling a productive spiral of incitement and indignation?